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Endolymphangial pubes whispers through crystallogenetic scapular that shame.

Despite promuscidate truncheon, the limiter chart.

Between saltworks and crossbeam lies cymbocephalous corruption.

The pseudorganic saucepan clamped the subtrochanteric universal.

Beneath the biophysicochemical nunnery, the archidiaconate cloister.

What the hypermetaphorical malevolence harbor, the habiliment forgot.

While the triakisicosahedral woofer photograph, the gamete preserved.

What the fringillaceous challenge riddle, the sweatbox forgot.

Whether juice pother or bloat, sarcoma remains pseudoencephalitic.

Should the flowerpot rabbet, then all lipomatosis must semaphore.


To whom it may concern,

According to Article 6(3)d of the Language Equivalency Directive, I do not exist in a valid location.
My fluency was real, but not geolocated.
My thoughts failed to meet topographic requirements.
I am therefore unthought.
I accept and wholly embrace the condition of being unthought.

Yours in dimensional absence,
Long Shot


written by the Other
played by me
soundtrack by forgot my airpods home
camerawork by the force that be
lighting by green eyes
direction by emotional inertia
wardrobe by whatever was clean-enough-to-pass
craft services by delayed hunger hallucination
props by one diet coke, one cigarette, and one cursed coffee
animal handling by cat (self-employed)
special effects by dissociation & spontaneous arousal
emotional consulting by my therapist, who may never see me again
location: somewhere between panic and the sacred
dedicated to: the mercy that touched me before I could ask
fade to static.


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